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I think I give up...

This blogging stuff is hard! So much time....so much energy....neither of which I have...

Meanwhile, I leave you with this...you will die of cuteness.



Courtesy of Cathy.

Banned Films....Over the Hedge???

Check out Banned Films under Wikipedia. There is some fascinating stuff there. Oh, that glorious Wikipedia. For example:

China - 2006: Over The Hedge, for its depictions of the free world.

India - 1984 - Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Malaysia - 2004: The Passion of the Christ - however, the ban was later lifted to only allow "Christians" to watch the movie. No checks were done at screenings but tickets were sold through churches.
Malaysia - Saturday Night Fever (1977)
Malaysia - Pet Sematary (1989)
Malaysia - Babe (1995) AND Babe: Pig in the City (1998)
Malaysia - Zoolander (2001)
Malaysia -Daredevil (2003)
Malaysia - The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Oman - Basic Instinct 2

Guy screaming like a girl

Watch this hilarious video of this Asian dude who screams like a girl when he's near a cockroach.

Awesome costumes from Miss Universe

Korea & Sri Lanka












Puerto Rico & Singapore (Evening wear)












Bahamas & Albania












Canada & Japan












Columbia & Latvia












See more here.

Man's penis is controlled by neighbor's garage door opener.

A British man went to Turkey to get a penile implant for his erectile dysfunction. Unfortunately, when he came back, he discovered a strange side-effect. Everytime his neighbor opens his garage door, the signal gives the guy an uncontrollable erection.

The guy called BBC Radio about this problem. Here is the transcript:

CALLER: I had a problem with impotence and I had an operation in Turkey and got an implant which would help.
HOST: I know the sort of thing.
CALLER: But what is happening now is every time my neighbour comes back in their 4 x 4, I get an erection.
HOST: Good Lord.
CALLER: This is embarrassing. It's a big problem.
HOST: Have you been to see your doctor about it?
CALLER: The problem is I had this done in Turkey, using equipment that is not known in this country. I don't like it because every time his car pulls in I can't leave the house.
HOST: (Laughing) I'm afraid that it sounds funny as well. I know it's not funny for you.
CALLER: It's not funny for me, Roger, when I can't leave the house because I'm walking around with a big erection.
HOST: You're going to have to go and see a doctor.

Via. Jalopnik & The Register

Superman & Kumar rap.

This is so hilarious. Kal Penn (Kumar from Harold & Kumar), Brandon Routh (Supaman!)and Chester Tam (Chez)in a rap video. Brandon plays Officer Dino Wong.

Howard the Duck

Who remembers this movie? I just had a flashback to it. Classically bad. But hilarious. Who would've thought it was by George Lucas. I totally forgot Lea Thompson and Tim Robbins were in it.






Here's the preview:

Aubrey O'Day from Making the Band

Random finding...

Her picture from UC Irvine's Alpha Chi Omega












Compared with now...

Gnarls Barkley loves costumes.

Great promo shots.

Limited Edition Silver Xbox 360 by Christofle

The Colette boutique in Paris, will be selling only five solid-silver, Chistofle-branded Xbox 360 faceplates. Priced at $1260.

























via. Luxist & Joystiq & Popgadget

Fergie's new video - London Bridge

I'm feeling Gwen Stefani wannabe....

Kevin Smith talks about Superman

If you haven't seen this yet, you should watch it. Kevin Smith talks about the Superman script. Great storyteller. It's practically a stand-up.

The book for the masses.

Oh darn, it's out of stock. Guess I can't pay $6,693 for The Chemistry of Organic Germanium, Tin and Lead Compounds.

Cool aminal pics

Mr. T - no more gold chains.

"As a spiritual man, I felt it would be a sin against my God for me to wear all that gold again because I spent a lot of time with the less fortunate," says T.

"The former television action star shed the piles of gold chains that were his signature look after witnessing the destruction from Hurricane Katrina. "

A great quote:
""Yes, I am qualified to beat people up. But I am pretty intelligent," he said. "That's what throws people off. If you've been through something, that gives you an authority that you can speak on certain things. That's why people relate to me. I pull no punches." "

Via. AOL

Brilliant idea for BBQing

Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call

OMG....this is soooo funny. "An insane cat lady calls a telemarketer a terrorist, a rapist, an Iraqi insurgent, a murderer, a serial killer, a criminal, a sexual abuser, a hater, hurter and life deserter." The telemarketer is great in responding - calm and sarcastic. When the cat lady calls him a rapist, he says "Wow! That's a pretty harsh accusation!"

Please please listen to this.



Via. The Consumerist

I love Fat Bastard.

"Get in my bellay!"
"I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap!"
"I want my babybackbabybackbabyback ribs..."


"Once you've had fat, you never go back!"
"Sorry, I farted."


See the sumo wrestling scene HERE. Damn YouTube disabled embedding.

The language of love.

BFF #1: why are you abandoning me all these weekends???

BFF #2: uh exqueeze me
BFF #2: who's been living with her bf for a week now

BFF #1: shut up
BFF #1:that's besides the point
BFF #1: i love you far more than you love me so it hurts me more when you abandon me

BFF #2: O.M.G.
BFF #2: that is such BULLSHIT.

BFF #1: CHYAH

BFF #2:i'm not even going to dignify that with an answer except to say you're a FUCKING GIBLET-FACE

BFF #1: BITCH
BFF #1: did you make the goddamn reservations

BFF #2: for WHAT

BFF #1: POLENG
BFF #1: BITCH!!!!!!!!!

BFF #2: goddamn it we never FUCKING AGREED WENCH

BFF #1: GODDAMN YOUR FACE
BFF #1: !!!!!!!!!!!!

BFF #2: BFF #2: menu looks facking gooood http://polenglounge.com/dinner.html
BFF #1: http://rentalo.com/88793/avacation.html
BFF #1: this is the house we're thinking about
BFF #2: I DON'T SEE ANYWHERE CATHY4949'S RESPONSE
BFF #2: SO DELETE YOUR FACE!

BFF #1: WHATEVER
BFF #1: fine
BFF #1: poleng
BFF #1: make the reservation
BFF #1: BEYOTCH FACE ASSHEAD

BFF #2: FINE! WHAT TIME WHORESKANKFACE

BFF #1: SEVEN THIRTY BITCHASS HO

BFF #2: ITS DONE DIRTY WHORE BAGEL

BFF #1: PICKLE FACE
BFF #1: PICKLE FUCKING FACE
BFF #1: ha

BFF #2: nice one
BFF #2: i just found out...
BFF #2: YOU CAN'T HAVE BACON WHEN YOU'RE PREGNANT!

BFF #1: WHAT????????

BFF #2: CHYAH!!!!!!
BFF #2: WHAT WILL WE DO???

BFF #1: NO WAY??

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And that, my friends, is the language of lurve.

For those of you that are curious, yes, "WHORE BAGEL" is an actual word. It has the glorious definition:

"Whore bagel is an insult that is usually directed towards people who are stupid and or more "whorish" then others."

Also, for those of you that are curious, yes, bacon is bad for pregnant women. It has that fake smokey flavor made out of Sodium Nitrate which can affect the unborn child. Read about it HERE.

I love bacon.