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2006-10-02T15:37:00.000-07:00

I think I give up...

2006-08-17T13:30:00.000-07:00

This blogging stuff is hard! So much time....so much energy....neither of which I have...

Meanwhile, I leave you with this...you will die of cuteness.

Courtesy of Cathy.

Banned Films....Over the Hedge???

2006-08-01T11:16:00.000-07:00

Check out Banned Films under Wikipedia. There is some fascinating stuff there. Oh, that glorious Wikipedia. For example:

China - 2006: Over The Hedge, for its depictions of the free world.

India - 1984 - Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Malaysia - 2004: The Passion of the Christ - however, the ban was later lifted to only allow "Christians" to watch the movie. No checks were done at screenings but tickets were sold through churches.
Malaysia - Saturday Night Fever (1977)
Malaysia - Pet Sematary (1989)
Malaysia - Babe (1995) AND Babe: Pig in the City (1998)
Malaysia - Zoolander (2001)
Malaysia -Daredevil (2003)
Malaysia - The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Oman - Basic Instinct 2

Guy screaming like a girl

2006-08-01T11:13:00.000-07:00

Watch this hilarious video of this Asian dude who screams like a girl when he's near a cockroach.

Awesome costumes from Miss Universe

2006-08-01T11:02:00.000-07:00

Korea & Sri Lanka

Puerto Rico & Singapore (Evening wear)

Bahamas & Albania

Canada & Japan

Columbia & Latvia

See more here.

Man's penis is controlled by neighbor's garage door opener.

2006-07-24T13:29:00.000-07:00

A British man went to Turkey to get a penile implant for his erectile dysfunction. Unfortunately, when he came back, he discovered a strange side-effect. Everytime his neighbor opens his garage door, the signal gives the guy an uncontrollable erection.

The guy called BBC Radio about this problem. Here is the transcript:

CALLER: I had a problem with impotence and I had an operation in Turkey and got an implant which would help.
HOST: I know the sort of thing.
CALLER: But what is happening now is every time my neighbour comes back in their 4 x 4, I get an erection.
HOST: Good Lord.
CALLER: This is embarrassing. It's a big problem.
HOST: Have you been to see your doctor about it?
CALLER: The problem is I had this done in Turkey, using equipment that is not known in this country. I don't like it because every time his car pulls in I can't leave the house.
HOST: (Laughing) I'm afraid that it sounds funny as well. I know it's not funny for you.
CALLER: It's not funny for me, Roger, when I can't leave the house because I'm walking around with a big erection.
HOST: You're going to have to go and see a doctor.

Via. Jalopnik & The Register

Superman & Kumar rap.

2006-07-24T12:28:00.000-07:00

This is so hilarious. Kal Penn (Kumar from Harold & Kumar), Brandon Routh (Supaman!)and Chester Tam (Chez)in a rap video. Brandon plays Officer Dino Wong.

Howard the Duck

2006-07-24T11:48:00.000-07:00

Who remembers this movie? I just had a flashback to it. Classically bad. But hilarious. Who would've thought it was by George Lucas. I totally forgot Lea Thompson and Tim Robbins were in it.

Here's the preview:

Aubrey O'Day from Making the Band

2006-07-20T14:14:00.000-07:00

Random finding...

Her picture from UC Irvine's Alpha Chi Omega

Compared with now...

Gnarls Barkley loves costumes.

2006-07-20T12:36:00.000-07:00

Great promo shots.

Limited Edition Silver Xbox 360 by Christofle

2006-07-20T12:23:00.000-07:00

The Colette boutique in Paris, will be selling only five solid-silver, Chistofle-branded Xbox 360 faceplates. Priced at $1260.

via. Luxist & Joystiq & Popgadget

Fergie's new video - London Bridge

2006-07-20T08:53:00.000-07:00

I'm feeling Gwen Stefani wannabe....

Kevin Smith talks about Superman

2006-07-20T08:00:00.000-07:00

If you haven't seen this yet, you should watch it. Kevin Smith talks about the Superman script. Great storyteller. It's practically a stand-up.

The book for the masses.

2006-07-19T14:26:00.000-07:00

Oh darn, it's out of stock. Guess I can't pay $6,693 for The Chemistry of Organic Germanium, Tin and Lead Compounds.

Cool aminal pics

2006-07-19T14:17:00.000-07:00

Mr. T - no more gold chains.

2006-07-19T14:11:00.000-07:00

"As a spiritual man, I felt it would be a sin against my God for me to wear all that gold again because I spent a lot of time with the less fortunate," says T.

"The former television action star shed the piles of gold chains that were his signature look after witnessing the destruction from Hurricane Katrina. "

A great quote:
""Yes, I am qualified to beat people up. But I am pretty intelligent," he said. "That's what throws people off. If you've been through something, that gives you an authority that you can speak on certain things. That's why people relate to me. I pull no punches." "

Via. AOL

Brilliant idea for BBQing

2006-07-19T14:08:00.000-07:00

Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call

2006-07-19T12:13:00.000-07:00

OMG....this is soooo funny. "An insane cat lady calls a telemarketer a terrorist, a rapist, an Iraqi insurgent, a murderer, a serial killer, a criminal, a sexual abuser, a hater, hurter and life deserter." The telemarketer is great in responding - calm and sarcastic. When the cat lady calls him a rapist, he says "Wow! That's a pretty harsh accusation!"

Please please listen to this.

Via. The Consumerist

I love Fat Bastard.

2006-07-18T15:01:00.000-07:00

"Get in my bellay!"
"I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap!"
"I want my babybackbabybackbabyback ribs..."

"Once you've had fat, you never go back!"
"Sorry, I farted."

See the sumo wrestling scene HERE. Damn YouTube disabled embedding.

The language of love.

2006-07-18T14:43:00.000-07:00

BFF #1: why are you abandoning me all these weekends???

BFF #2: uh exqueeze me
BFF #2: who's been living with her bf for a week now

BFF #1: shut up
BFF #1:that's besides the point
BFF #1: i love you far more than you love me so it hurts me more when you abandon me

BFF #2: O.M.G.
BFF #2: that is such BULLSHIT.

BFF #1: CHYAH

BFF #2:i'm not even going to dignify that with an answer except to say you're a FUCKING GIBLET-FACE

BFF #1: BITCH
BFF #1: did you make the goddamn reservations

BFF #2: for WHAT

BFF #1: POLENG
BFF #1: BITCH!!!!!!!!!

BFF #2: goddamn it we never FUCKING AGREED WENCH

BFF #1: GODDAMN YOUR FACE
BFF #1: !!!!!!!!!!!!

BFF #2: BFF #2: menu looks facking gooood http://polenglounge.com/dinner.html
BFF #1: http://rentalo.com/88793/avacation.html
BFF #1: this is the house we're thinking about
BFF #2: I DON'T SEE ANYWHERE CATHY4949'S RESPONSE
BFF #2: SO DELETE YOUR FACE!

BFF #1: WHATEVER
BFF #1: fine
BFF #1: poleng
BFF #1: make the reservation
BFF #1: BEYOTCH FACE ASSHEAD

BFF #2: FINE! WHAT TIME WHORESKANKFACE

BFF #1: SEVEN THIRTY BITCHASS HO

BFF #2: ITS DONE DIRTY WHORE BAGEL

BFF #1: PICKLE FACE
BFF #1: PICKLE FUCKING FACE
BFF #1: ha

BFF #2: nice one
BFF #2: i just found out...
BFF #2: YOU CAN'T HAVE BACON WHEN YOU'RE PREGNANT!

BFF #1: WHAT????????

BFF #2: CHYAH!!!!!!
BFF #2: WHAT WILL WE DO???

BFF #1: NO WAY??

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And that, my friends, is the language of lurve.

For those of you that are curious, yes, "WHORE BAGEL" is an actual word. It has the glorious definition:

"Whore bagel is an insult that is usually directed towards people who are stupid and or more "whorish" then others."

Also, for those of you that are curious, yes, bacon is bad for pregnant women. It has that fake smokey flavor made out of Sodium Nitrate which can affect the unborn child. Read about it HERE.

I love bacon.

Chuck Norris game!

2006-07-14T11:07:00.000-07:00

In this game you can be Chuck Norris punching and kicking ninjas! Whee!

How to play:
Left & Right arrow keys: Move
Up arrow: Jump
Use your mouse to hit (it's kind of weird at first, you just move your mouse around to punch. To kick, jump and then click on his leg to move it around)

Headstomper:
After killing a ninja, you can jump it's head to make their brains pop out. Then you can use the brain as a football and hurt other ninjas with it.

Heart-ripper:
If you place your hand and mouse curser over the ninja's chest you can rip out it's heart by clicking your left mouse button. If you put this heart in your mouth, Chuck will eat it and get more health.

Roundhouse kick:
After jumping, while you're in the air, you can click and hold your left mouse button to control your leg.

Celebrities yawning

2006-07-14T11:02:00.000-07:00

I don't know why this is so fascinating...but it is. Sorta.

Cameron Diaz. "I'm going to eat you!"

Gisele Bundchen. Double chin.

Jude Law. Ew.

Britney Spears. When she was hot. And doing an Elvis impersonation.

Kirsten Dunst. Good lord.

Lucy Liu. Aw, cute. Asians know how to yawn.

Jodie Marsh. Oink.

Lindsay Lohan. Um.

Marisa Tomei. Face contortionist.

Reese Witherspoon. Whoa. Put your back into it.

Madonna. Fish face.

J.Lo. Not a good look for her.

Perfect Body Duvet Covers

2006-07-14T10:55:00.000-07:00

Interesting....but what if you're not white?

Penis plant.

2006-07-13T15:46:00.000-07:00

I came across the Penis Plant today. It's a form of cactus. I always knew that. According to the ever brilliant Wikipedia:

The Penis Plant is a monstrose form of Echinopsis lageniformis. Contrary to the typical columnar habit of the species this cultivar displays short stem sections that branches avidly, forming a low spiny bush. The upper part of each stem segment is smooth and spineless, somewhat resembling the male reproductive organ. The lower part is spiny and showing a tendency to form ribs. The plant is of light green color.

The German name for this cultivar, 'Frauenglück', is somewhat more subtle than the English moniker but conveys the same meaning as it translates to "woman's luck". In English the Penis Plant is sometimes referred to as the Penis Cactus.

The chemical composition of E. lageniformis 'Penis Plant' is allegedly the same as that of the typical form of the species. The 'Penis Plant', like many forms of wild cacti, contain water inside the base. When the top of the 'Penis Plant' is punctured, the water will ooze out.

District B-13

2006-07-13T11:48:00.000-07:00

One of the best action films ever! Action porn! Plus, it has a girl who was a former porn star.

David Belle is the founder of parkour. From Wikipedia: Parkour is an art form of human movement, focusing on uninterrupted, efficient forward motion over, under, around and through obstacles (both man-made and natural) in one's environment. Such movement may come in the form of running, jumping, climbing and other more complex techniques. The goal of parkour is to adapt one's movement to any given obstacle.

Here is Leito (David Belle) in his best scene:

Here is Damien (Cyril Raffaelli) in his best scene:

There's also a cute girl Dany Verissimo as Lola, but in the adult porn world her name was Ally MacTanya.

Dany's MySpace page.

And here are some very NSFW pics of Dany as Ally.

And a cool video of David Belle practicing:

Kelly Hu has good taste.

2006-07-13T11:43:00.000-07:00

I'm excited that Kelly Hu seems to love Miss Sixty as much as I do. AND she was at an event that I was at. AND she's just hot. But I probably bought those boots first.

Big Head Boy game!

2006-07-12T13:47:00.000-07:00

It's like bricks, but with a big headed boy. Use the head of a boy to smash the ball and break the blocks down.

BoomGames.com - Free Online Games

Updates on Zidane's headbutt

2006-07-12T11:09:00.000-07:00

From BBC:

" Zidane makes apology for headbutt. But the France legend did not reveal what Materazzi said, only confirming that it was "very personal and concerned his mother and his sister"."

From Central Chronicle:
"Materazzi's agent says he insulted Zidane's wife. Speaking to Sydney's 'Daily Telegraph', Smith said the altercation began when Materazzi grabbed the Frenchman's shirt, pinching his nipple. 'Fantastico', a programme on Globo, employed lip-reading experts who said footage of the incident showed the Italian twice insulted Zidane's sister."

Zidane's headbutt inspires a song.

Zidane to give version of head-butt in TV interview:
"French football skipper Zinedine Zidane is to give his version of the notorious World Cup final headbutt in an appearance on Canal Plus television. In an interview broadcast on a slight delay at 7:40 p.m. (1740 GMT) Wednesday, the captain is expected to explain the nature of the slur hurled at him before Sunday's incident by Italian player Marco Materazzi."

Zidane & Materazzi as puppies

2006-07-12T11:08:00.000-07:00

Type type typey

2006-07-11T17:07:00.000-07:00

I've been writing so much lately that I tried to write "thanks" in an email today.

It came out as: "Tjanmlks."

Matthew McConaughey gets waaasted!

2006-07-11T13:43:00.000-07:00

Dude knows how to have a good time.

Hey, who took my bongos??!

Shhh....stop talking, let's go to bed my little seashell.

I'm waiting for youuuu...

Via. TMZ

Speculations on why Zidane headbutted Matarazzi

2006-07-11T10:48:00.000-07:00

First off: Play this game!!

Be Zidane and headbutt multiple Matarazzis!

From Sportsillustrated.cnn.com:
"I held his shirt for a few seconds only, then he turned round and spoke to me, sneering," the Italian defender said. "He looked me up and down, arrogantly and said: 'If you really want my shirt, I'll give it to you afterwards."'

"I did insult him, it's true," Materazzi said in Tuesday's Gazzetta dello Sport. "But I categorically did not call him a terrorist. I'm not cultured and I don't even know what an Islamic terrorist is."

"Several Italian newspapers claimed yesterday that Zidane had insulted the Inter Milan player’s mother, with Materazzi retorting that the Frenchman “made love to his sister”."

From Timesonline UK:
"After an exhaustive study of the match video, and with the help of an Italian translator, Rees claimed that Materazzi called Zidane “the son of a terrorist whore” before adding “so just f*** off” for good measure..."

From TimesNowtv.:
"Materazzi is reported to have to have made derogatory remarks about Zidane's family. "

From New Republic online:
"Rumor has it that Materazzi called Zidane's father a 'harki' - the Arabic term for Algerians who fought for France against Algeria during the occupation. It's beyond all insults, the ultimate traitor."

From Deutsche Welle:
"According to the bossa nova version of the story, Materazzi had called Zidane's sister Lila a "prostitute.""

Once again, the infamous headbutt:

The Raconteurs

2006-07-11T10:28:00.000-07:00

Jack White's other band, The Raconteurs. Not bad, I like this song Steady As She Goes.

There's an AWESOME MASH-UP by The Legion of Doom of Gnarls Barkley vs. The Raconteurs vs. Grandmaster Flash. Listen HERE. Download HERE (yousendit). or HERE.

Download Steady As She Goes.
Download Broken Boy Soldier.
Download Store Bought Bones.

Mr Bean - Elementary Dating

2006-07-11T09:00:00.000-07:00

Mr Bean gives us a hilarious how-to pantomime when it comes to going on a first date.

Conan O'Brien's Commencement Speech at Stuyvesant High School

2006-07-10T12:40:00.000-07:00

Funny even though you've already graduated. Some great quotes:

"Because this ceremony is so important I have thoroughly compared and researched yours school. According to wikipedia which I visited... (applause) ... not five minutes ago on my blackberry, your school is named after Peter Stuyvesant, head of the Dutch West India Trading Company. This explains, by the way, why your teachers are still paid in grain and bags of salt."

"Today, Stuyvesant has a remarkably diverse and varied student body, ranging from math geeks to science nerds."

"If you want to get out of a test, don't say you have a family emergency. Everyone says they have a family emergency in college and it never works. Say you have diarrhea. No one ever says they have diarrhea unless they do."

Be warned, everyone (at college) has a weird roommate. If you don't have a weird roommate, then you're the weird roommate."

"Tonight, many of you will party — it could get pretty rockin'. All I ask is that you remember to stop for a moment, take out your cell phone, and invite me along. My home number is 212-664-3737. Seriously, I have no plans."

Better video here: Part 1 and Part 2

hahaha.....Rocky 6 Teaser Trailer

2006-07-10T12:35:00.000-07:00

Nicole Richie likes older men.

2006-07-10T12:26:00.000-07:00

After Nicole Richie supposedly hooked up with Matt Dillon, she apparently is hooking up with Jeff Goldblum. Apparently she has had a crush on him when she was a little girl. Nicole is 24, MattDillon is 42 and Jeff Goldblum is a whopping 53.

Dog dials 911 to save his owner's life!

2006-07-10T12:17:00.000-07:00

Kevin Weaver owes his life to his beagle, Belle who called 911 by biting down on his cellphone when he was having a seizure.

Kevin had trained Belle to be a medical assistance dog because he is diabetic. Belle can smell abnormalities in Kevin's blood-sugar levels by periodically licking his nose. If something seems irregular, Belle will paw & whine at Kevin.

Belle is also trained to bite down on the number 9 on his cellphone to speed dial 911 in case of emergencies. When the 911 dispatcher heard Belel's barks, she sent help right away, saving Kevin's life.

via. People magazine and MSNBC

Ecreamery - Custom Made, Specialty Designed Ice Creams

2006-07-10T11:37:00.000-07:00

Cool! Make your own ice cream!!

The 4 steps:
First, determine the style and creaminess by picking a base mix. We currently offer the following: an 8% milk fat, Italian-style gelato base, gourmet 12% milk fat base and a super creamy 14% milk fat base.

Second, decide which flavors(s) to infuse into the mix. Choose from up to 2 flavors from our wide selection to mix together and season the ice cream.

Third, if desired, add chunks or ripples of fruit, candy, and other goodies from our topping selection.

Finally, name your flavor! When completed, you can either order your creation, email it to a friend, or save it for your next visit. Keep in mind, in order to complete a custom ice cream order, you'll need to at the minimum select a base mix and one flavor.

Mango Green Tea

Spiced Cocoa Nut

Cafe Cookie Blanco

Zidane headbutt

2006-07-09T21:45:00.000-07:00

France's Zidane fatefully headbutts Italy's Materazzi at the FIFA World Cup 2006 final.

Transformers!!!! Teaser trailer.

2006-06-30T13:22:00.000-07:00

More than meets the eye!

Michael Bay is directing. Steven Spielberg executive producing.

John Turturro! Bernie Mac, Michael Clarke Duncan, Josh Duhamel, Jon Voight...

Imdb link.

Monkey Mafia!

2006-06-30T12:23:00.000-07:00

This game is fun! You shoot monkeys to protect your hut of bananas.

You can't reload manually...you have to just wait until it reloads itself. You want to kill as many monkeys to make more money so you can upgrade your weapons and hut defense.

Once you can buy a new weapon, do it. On the purchase screen, choose one as your "Pri"(primary) and one as your "Sec"(secondary). When you're in the game, then you use the primary weapon, but hold down the space bar and click the mouse to use your secondary weapon.

China resorts to panda porn.

2006-06-30T11:53:00.000-07:00

Poor pandas. The caption to this photo is " Giant pandas are not known for their sexual prowess."
Apparently China has been showing sex videos to its pandas to try to get them hornaaaay.

"China is flicking on sex videos, and not Viagra, to rouse the dreary desires of captive male giant pandas who are famously indifferent to female overtures.

As notoriously sex-shy giant pandas reach adulthood in China -- around the age of six -- they are now routinely given ringside seats to panda porn as part of their initiation rites.

When Didi turned six on Tuesday at the China Giant Panda Breeding and Research Center in Wolong, he sat eyes glued in front of a screen that showed a video of two giant pandas mating, according to the official Xinhua news agency.

"Didi seemed to like his gift immensely," it reported of his coming of age.

But rather than use drugs such as Viagra to help giant pandas boost their sexual desire, centers believe sex education and physical exercise will make all the difference, says Zhang Guiquan, an official with the China Giant Panda Protection Center.

Early results look promising. Last year, Ximeng in Wolong completed his first natural mating after a long bout of sex education. He is now a father.

And panda handlers are even more optimistic about Didi. After an intensive dose of panda porn, he is showing a stronger libido than Ximeng and is expected to mate next year. "

Via. CNN

Maria Sharapova - violator of the camel toe

2006-06-30T11:51:00.000-07:00

Jodie Marsh is demure and has small boobs

2006-06-29T14:34:00.000-07:00

If you don't know who she is, which I didn't, she's a UK reality TV celeb. She's appeared in Big Brother and also surpisingly works as a topless model. She also has great fashion sense.

Here's a video of that fabulous outfit made out of 3 belts.

Here's a video of Dennis Rodman & Pete Burns attacking Jodie on Big Brother.

Bush Recycles

2006-06-29T13:04:00.000-07:00

Best Friends - Monkey & Kitty

2006-06-29T11:16:00.000-07:00

Via. CityRag

Freaky arm trick

2006-06-29T11:15:00.000-07:00

This is so freaky...reminds me of Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom.

Carvertising

2006-06-29T10:52:00.000-07:00

Via. The Cool Hunter

Azn love - At Last

2006-06-28T16:01:00.000-07:00

Lot of my friends sent me this link...Azn boys At Last on America's Got Talent. Pretty amazing a cappella. Plus, David Hasselhoff ROCKIN OUT!

Ming-Na Wen and her husband Eric Zee financed the record label, Innovazian in hopes of promoting asian pop.

Innovazian's site.
At Last's site.
At Last on MySpace.

A few more videos:
Killing Me Softly

Still of the Night

Slow It Down

Sniper School

2006-06-28T13:25:00.000-07:00

I love shooting games! It's self-explanatory...just use your mouse to shoot through the missions.

Darwin Dating - "no ugly people"

2006-06-28T12:52:00.000-07:00

I came across this site DARWIN DATING...apparently its "online dating for beautiful men & women". "Minus the ugly people". Here is their hook:

Darwin Dating has been designed by hot people for hot people. You won't be able to join unless you are objectively beautiful. Our strict rules and natural selection process is the perfect way for attractive people to hook up.

You vote whether someone is hot or not to let them join. For example:

Spider-Man 3!!!! Teaser Trailer.

2006-06-28T12:36:00.000-07:00

Helllllyeah. Venom, Sandman and the Green Goblin, oh my!

Human Descent - fun with photoshop

2006-06-28T12:30:00.000-07:00

This site Human Descent has some really disturbing morphed images...

Top Hybrid Animals

2006-06-27T13:02:00.000-07:00

Liger = male lion + female tiger
Tigon = female lion + male tiger

Iron Age Pig = Pig + Wild Boar

Zorse = zebra + horse

Zonkey = zebra + donkey

Zony = zebra + pony

Cama = camel + llama

Grolar/Pizzly = grizzly bear + polar bear

Leopon = lion + leopard

More at Hemmy

Celebrity hair makeovers gone wrong

2006-06-27T12:54:00.000-07:00

Renee Zellweger (she's back to blonde now I think)

Charlize Theron (granted it was for Aeon Flux)

Britney Spears

Sienna Miller (she now has extensions)

Kate Bosworth (for Superman)

Jessica Simpson (the orange is a wig)

Will Smith

Scarlett Johansson (for the Nanny Diaries)

Kristin Cavalleri

Clay Aiken

Eva Mendes

Princess Bride - Battle of the Wits

2006-06-27T12:50:00.000-07:00

The best movie ever!

Interest re-enactment of the Battle of the Wits scene

The real scene with the awesome Wallace Shawn.

Kamikaze Frogs

2006-06-26T12:19:00.000-07:00

Kamikaze frog game: Shoot the frogs with your mouse.

Reload your gun by pressing the spacebar.

My favorite is the theme song.

One of the most offensive commercials ever.

2006-06-26T12:13:00.000-07:00

Apparently a fake viral ad made by one of the VW CEO's.

World Map made out of sunburnt skin...

2006-06-26T12:07:00.000-07:00

Graham Plumb peeled off his sunburnt skin and made a map of the world...

Chain-smoking monkey.

2006-06-26T10:34:00.000-07:00

"A 26-year-old chimpanzee enjoys a cigarette at the zoo in Xian, China in August 2005. Xiku the chain-smoking chimpanzee has almost kicked his deadly habit thanks to the efforts of zoo keepers in China, but it has taken a beer or two to help get him through detox."

$100 Burger

2006-06-26T10:25:00.000-07:00

I've written about the $5000 burger, now we have a more affordable one at $100.

The Boca Raton Resort and Club there is a 20-ounce burger priced at $100 at the Old Homestead.

Using meat from 3 different continents, this "Tri-Beef Burger" is stuffed with American prime beef, Japanese Kobe beef, and Argentine cattle.

Served on a toasted Brioche bun, it also has mushrooms, tomatoes and organic greens. It's fried in 8 ounces of grape seed oil.

Fries are not included.

Via. BornRich and St. Petersburg Times

Polar bears know how to chill

2006-06-26T10:12:00.000-07:00

"A polar bear cub cools himself on an artificial snow at a zoo in Moscow, where temperatures reached over 32 degrees Celsius."

Nelly Furtado is Promiscuous

2006-06-23T16:30:00.000-07:00

She looks good....the performances aren't that great. The best one is the MuchMusic Awards at the bottom.

Live on The Today Show

Live on Jay Leno

Live on So You Think You Can Dance

Live on the MuchMusic Video Awards

Even babies have gas.

2006-06-23T15:21:00.000-07:00

Its a good thing we don't have white puffs of powder come out when we fart.

Red Doors

2006-06-22T17:08:00.000-07:00

Asians, family dysfunction, lesbians...what more can you ask for?

Opening Sept. 8

Winner - Best Narrative Feature - Tribeca 2005
Winner - Special Jury Prize for Ensemble Acting - CineVegas Film Festival 2005
Winner - Grand Jury Award for Screenwriting - Outfest Film Festival 2005

Official website.

Scissor Sisters

2006-06-22T14:59:00.000-07:00

One of my favs!

"Filthy/Gorgeous" - uncensored. This video is more filthy than gorgeous.

"Take Your Mama" - live at the Brit Awards 2005.

"Laura"

Poor kangaroo....

2006-06-22T14:08:00.000-07:00

Colin Farrell is hot and sweaty....does Gong Li like it?

2006-06-22T13:44:00.000-07:00

Go Colin, go!

Yes, I know, this isn't Colin Farrell. This is their dance instructor.

Doesn't seem like she likes it.

Via JustJared.

Project Runway 3!

2006-06-22T13:27:00.000-07:00

Eee! I'm excited!

Wednesday, July 12 @10pm on Bravo!

Bradley Baumkirchner, 32, Los Angeles, CA
Robert Best, 36, West Hollywood, CA
Laura Bennett, 42, New York, NY
Malan Breton, 32, Long Island City, NY
Bonnie Dominguez, 31, San Diego, CA
Stacey Estrella, 40, San Francisco, CA
Katherine Gerdes, 25, Minneapolis, MN
Kayne Gillaspie, 27, Norman, OK
Ulrike "Uli" Herzner, 35, Miami Beach, FL
Alison Kelly, 25, Brooklyn, NY
Angela Keslar, 33, Amesville, OH
Michael Knight, 28, Atlanta, GA
Vincent Libretti, 49, Santa Monica, CA
Keith Michael, 34, New York, NY
Jeffrey Sebelia, 36, Los Angeles, CA

Go SF girl! Errr...woman.

Stacey Estrella.
40 years old.
Marketing exec.
BA from Stanford.
MBA from Harvard.
Hello!

Read all the designers' bios HERE.

Via. JustJared

Cristiano grabs his balls

2006-06-21T16:32:00.000-07:00

Christopher Walken has Balls of Fury & Maggie Q loves them

2006-06-21T14:25:00.000-07:00

Nothing we weren't aware of.

Christopher Walken is starring in Balls of Fury written by the Reno 911 creators.

Plot: A former ping-pong champ is brought in by the government to infiltrate a high-stakes underworld tournament and bring down the organizer, a feared crime boss.

Walken plays Fang, an evil crime lord who is also a ping pong enthusiast.

Also starring Jason Scott Lee, George Lopez, Maggie Q, Cary Hiroyuki-Tagawa, James Hong and Aisha Tyler.

As much as I love racist stereotypes, apparently the film already has some controversy.

Here is one of the internet casting notices:
Hot muscle-bound guys who play sex slaves. It's a comedy, so you should have a sense of humor and be comfortable with your body. These guys are featured at $122/8 for multiple days. You should look like you've lived in the gym. Let us know if you have a 6-pack. 5'11' or taller. No Asians here. Muscles! Your photos should include a body shot (shirtless, maybe?). Just make sure that your submission includes all your stats and info. Thank you!

Here is another:
CASTING EXTRAS FOR THE FEATURE FILM "Balls of Fury" This movie is a comdey starring Christopher Walkin, George Lopez, Maggie Q, Carey-Hiroyuki Tagawa, James Hong. I need beautiful Japanese girls to play Geisha. Japanese only. This will work June 15th, 16th, 19th-23rd, and also 26th-29th so you need to have an open schedule. This will be early morning calls, working up to 12 hours a day. The outfits are going to be sexy with a lot of leg so you must be comfortable with being sexy;)18-28yrs. I will get into more of the details if you fit the part.

I need hot sexy Asian women to play sexy servants. This works the same days as the Geisha . You need to be 18-28 years of age and have great bodies.

I need tough looking Asian men to play Triad,Yakuza and guards w/weapons. The tougher the better and tattoos are a big plus. This will work the same dates as the Geisha.

Maggie Q looking hot.

Via. Comingsoon.net and IMDB and Angry Asian Man and Reappropriate

Meagan Good is looking Good

2006-06-21T13:50:00.000-07:00

Hawt.

This is at the Waist Deep premiere. Dumb-looking movie.

But she's hawt.

She's Puerto Rican, French, East Indian & African-American.

via. Bastardly

The definition of giblets

2006-06-21T12:59:00.000-07:00

My BFF and I have been randomly saying the word GIBLET for no reason at all. Its like a weird voluntary form of Tourett's. However...we never really knew the meaning of the word GIBLET.

Apparently, Wikipedia says: Giblets are the edible offal of a fowl, typically including the heart, gizzard, liver, and other visceral organs.

Awesome.

Check out our stimulating conversation below.

Weirdo #1: she is like ROCKIN GOUT
Weirdo #1: er
Weirdo #1: rocking out
Weirdo #1: not gout
Weirdo #2: giblet.
Weirdo #1: drumstick!
Weirdo #2: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/giblet
Weirdo #1: that is the worst definition ever!
Weirdo #2: edible viscera of a fowl
Weirdo #2: bwhahaha
Weirdo #2: i think its perfect
Weirdo #1: i like chicken hearts actually
Weirdo #1: i hate chicken liver
Weirdo #2: oh i'll take the liver

And here we engage in an intelligent discussion of hearts vs. livers...

Weirdo #2: gross, ew the heart?
Weirdo #1: hearts are good!
Weirdo #1: tasty
Weirdo #2: gross
Weirdo #1: you're gross
Weirdo #1: liverlips
Weirdo #2: your face is gross
Weirdo #1: gibletface
Weirdo #1: offalopogaus
Weirdo #2: gibletass

And...then we go on a tangent....

Weirdo #1: hehehehe
Weirdo #1: where'd you get a salad from
Weirdo #1: i'm so hungry
Weirdo #2: the mediterranean place
Weirdo #2: tuna sald
Weirdo #2: oh so yurmy
Weirdo #1: yurmy
Weirdo #1: i love tuna with salad
Weirdo #1: so hung
Weirdo #1: y

And then we go back to normal...the wit never ends!

Weirdo #2: you're HUNG?
Weirdo #2: gross
Weirdo #1: so hungry
Weirdo #1: ha
Weirdo #1: you're GROSS
Weirdo #2: your ass is gross
Weirdo #1: everything about you is just....
Weirdo #1: gross
Weirdo #2: good one
Weirdo #1: ha
Weirdo #1: i know
Weirdo #1: i am good
Weirdo #2: too bad what you're saying is gross

Another tangent...

Weirdo #1: so good
Weirdo #1: soooo gooood
Weirdo #2: bum bum bum badum!
Weirdo #1: I GOT YOU
Weirdo #1: I feeeeeel good
Weirdo #1: da na na na na na na nun
Weirdo #2: i feeeeel nice
Weirdo #2: like sugar and spice

End scene.

Lady Vengeance Trailers

2006-06-21T11:20:00.000-07:00

American trailer.

Japanese version. (no subtitles)

The best moments from The Aristocrats

2006-06-20T15:42:00.000-07:00

South Park! *must watch*

Kevin Pollack as the great Christopher Walken. *must watch*

The incredibly dirty Bob Saget.

Aristocrats as a card trick.

Wendy Liebman & Martin Mull

George Carlin.

Comedian, babies and mimes...Oh my!

Japan Airlines offering its travelers a Nintendo DS Lite for their flight.

2006-06-20T15:37:00.000-07:00

". . . but – for the time being -- only if you are flying with Japan Airlines JAL and in either executive or first class. The Japanese airline company has announced that throughout August it will provide their executives and first class travelers with a Nintendo DS Lite (yes, yes the really nice looking one) and several top titles to choose from during the flight. The handheld consoles have been altered to turn off their wireless capabilities, and their use won’t be allowed during take off and landing."

Via. Popgadget

GottaFlirt.com?

2006-06-20T10:33:00.000-07:00

Strange site I discovered.

Apparently its a real-time interactive flirting game.

1 woman picks from 7 guys in a dating game. It looks like this:

For women, you pick from the pictures of flirters that look good to you. Then invite them.
For men, be one of the first 7 men to join the game as it starts. Or look through the women on the notify list, and pick the ones you really like.
For voyeurs, Register & go to the Game. You can watch the game, chat, and rate the answers.

The winners get:
Your score is determined by the hostess' and the audience's real time rating of your answers. When the game ends, the winner and hostess exchange e-mails, while the runner-up only gets his e-mail sent to the hostess.

*****
If you go to the website, you'll notice that the actual "flirters" look nothing like the sample screenshot the company gives.

Baby Hedgehogs

2006-06-20T10:16:00.000-07:00

Sometimes they're cute....sometimes they're really ugly....

via. here

Borat's new movie trailer + Chris Martin in whitietighties

2006-06-19T15:10:00.000-07:00

Watch the trailer here since YouTube believes in all that copyright infringement crap.

And for fun, here is Borat & Chris Martin at the European MTV Awards

Bush makes fun of blind people.

2006-06-19T14:51:00.000-07:00

"During his press conference this morning, President Bush mocked reporter Peter Wallstein for asking a question with his shades on. Well, what the President didn’t realize at the time was that Mr. Wallsten is legally blind. I think this proves once and for all that George Bush doesn’t care about ~~black~~ blind people."

Bush has apparently apologized. "Wallsten still needs the sunglasses because he has Stargardt's disease, a form of macular degeneration that causes progressive vision loss.

The condition causes Wallsten to be sensitive to glare and even on a cloudy day, can cause pain and increase the loss of sight.

Wallsten said Bush called his cell phone later in the day to apologize and tell him that he didn't know he had the disease."

Via. Best Week Ever. and CNN

Jet Li's Fearless - his "final martial arts epic"

2006-06-19T13:08:00.000-07:00

Aka. Huo Yuan Jia
Aka. Legend of a Fighter

English trailer.

Chinese trailer.

Fights from the movie - DON'T WATCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE SPOILERS!

Crazy Fingernail Art

2006-06-16T12:10:00.000-07:00

Via. here

Hyper girls lipsyncing

2006-06-16T10:55:00.000-07:00

Pretty amusing actually.

Smurfs bombed in Unicef ad

2006-06-16T10:43:00.000-07:00

Sad.

The Family Guy parody of Smurfs to make you feel better.

The first season opening to "The Smurfs" for the 1981-82 season on NBC-TV.

Awesome cheesy pick up lines...dirty ones to come later.

2006-06-15T16:10:00.000-07:00

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Did it hurt?
Target: Did what hurt?
When you fell out of heaven?

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.

Your name must be Mickey because you're so fine.

Ouch! My tooth hurts!
Target: "Why?"
Because you are soooo sweet!

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

Britney Spears - even more evidence that she's a bad mother

2006-06-15T12:42:00.001-07:00

Like we need more.

"Britney Spears' "Eeewww!" factor is apparently on the rise. The pregnant pop tart did more than just pick up a few pink thongs at the Victoria's Secret in Mission Viejo, Calif.

According to Us Weekly, she got down on the floor next to the cash register and changed 9-month-old Sean Preston's dirty diaper. "Britney then tried to hand it to an employee," says a source. "The salesperson wouldn't take it." Silver lining? No eBay-ed diaper!It appears the employee's attitude is - I'm no manny."

Via. The National Ledger

Here's the preview of her interview on Dateline on Thursday where she starts sobbing.

Amazing chalk drawings that look 3D

2006-06-15T12:08:00.000-07:00

"These unbelievable photos are chalk drawings done by Julian Beever. Beever uses his drawings to create an amazing 3D illusion."

Link here.
Tip via. Sarubozu.

Adidas Fresco, Cologne

2006-06-15T11:59:00.000-07:00

Again in the spirit of the World Cup....

"The foyer of the main train station in Cologne is for the gods of the football world what the Sistine Chapel is for Michelangelo’s fresco cycle. In close proximity to Cologne Cathedral, adidas has installed the world’s biggest football fresco."

Via. The Cool Hunter & Adidas Press Room

Nacho Libre - trailers + confessionals

2006-06-15T10:31:00.000-07:00

NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Trailer #1.

Trailer #2.

Promo spot featuring Jack Black.

MTV news on set.

Jack Black confessional #1 - Filming starts.

Jack Black confessional #2 - Prelude to a waxing.

Jack Black confessional #3 - Jack gets waxed.

Jack Black confessional #4 - Jack talks about the first week of shooting.

Jack Black confessional #5 - Jack shows us his primary mode of transportation...the Chariot.

Jack Black confessional #7 - Jack debates the best way to wear his first wrestling outfit.

Jack Black confessional #8 - Jack talks about his plans for the a day off in Oaxaca Mexico.

Jack Black confessional #9 - Jack shows off the new tights and talks about the wrastlin' action.

Jack Black confessional #10 - how he injured his eye during filming.

Jack Black confessional #11 - Jack is Tired.

Jack Black confessional #12 - Montezuma's Revenge.

Jack Black confessional #13 - The Package.

Jack Black confessional #14 - Jack talks about the momentum of the film.

Jack Black confessional #15 - Jack talks about other comedians' jealousy.

Jack Black confessional #16 - Jack Black and director Jared Hess (Napoleon Dynamite) discuss Thanksgiving, the Neverending Story, and Jack's missing PSP.

Jack Black confessional #17 - Jack Black and director Jared Hess (Napoleon Dynamite) still discussing Thanksgiving, the Neverending Story, and Jack's missing PSP.

Jack Black confessional #18 - Jack learns about the geology of Mexico.

Paul Oakenfold - Faster Kill Pussycat (Ft. Brittany Murphy)

2006-06-15T10:23:00.000-07:00

Not bad....

Download mp3

The World's Riskiest Email

2006-06-15T10:11:00.000-07:00

According to The New York Times, more than 1/3 of U.S. companies hire someone just to read employee e-mail, and 32.1% of companies have fired someone within the last year for sending inappropriate messages. 45% of the companies said they used software to search through their employees' messages for offensive words.

Here is an example of a safe email vs a risky email courtesy of Office Pirates,

SAFE:

RISKY:

Korean couple caught being "busy" in a car.

2006-06-14T15:39:00.000-07:00

The guy's reaction is hilarious.

Australia's Sunrise morning show surprise.

2006-06-14T15:25:00.000-07:00

On a recent episode of Australia's Sunrise morning show one of their guests took the opportunity to make a big announcement on live TV to his girlfriend of seven years.

Balls in your face.

2006-06-14T10:56:00.000-07:00

In the spirit of the World Cup, here are some pics of faces being hit with balls. I hate it when that happens.

Look Around You - Water

2006-06-14T10:35:00.000-07:00

What can I say about Look Around You. It's one of the best shows ever. Its a BBC comedic/satirical educational program...like those you used to watch in middle school. It's pure genius of parody. Just watch, I promise you the time will pass by before you know it.

This "module" is about water. Some brilliant quotes include:

"But what is water? It's a difficult question because water is impossible to describe. One might ask the same about birds. What are birds? We just don't know."

"If you look carefully, you'll notice that the water has changed colour from invisible to brown."

"Thanks ants. Thants."
"Bless you, ants. Blants."

Beck - Clap Hands live with forks & knives

2006-06-14T10:13:00.000-07:00

Live performance at the Sarah Kuttner Show with the band playing at a table only using knives and forks.

Exclusive clip of Superman at MTV Movie Awards

2006-06-14T10:05:00.000-07:00

Not as bad as I thought...

Paris Hilton hit & run

2006-06-13T14:18:00.000-07:00

Paris backs into a car and doesn't do anything about it. Wow, that's surprising.

Samual L Jackson is a badass muthaf***er

2006-06-13T13:57:00.000-07:00

At the MTV Movie Awards promoting Snakes on a Plane.